The Hitman’s Bodyguard starters pt. 1

• “It’s just as you predicted.”
  
• “Thank you for agreeing to an earlier departure time.”
  
• “Boring is always best.”
  
• “Are we ready to go?”
  
• “‘Are we ready?‘ I’ve been waiting! What the hell took you so long?“
  
• “It’s best if I go through doors first.”
  
• “You don’t know what I’m dealing with here.“
  
• “These people are animals!“
  
• “I can appreciate your concern, but I assure you, you are perfectly safe.“
  
• “All you need to do is exactly what I tell you.”
  
• “Fuckin’ hell. I know it’s you. I’ve got caller ID!”
  
• “Have a seat, it’s been a long day.”
  
• “How’s your English?“
  
• “That’s mighty fucking white of you.“
  
• “We have taken every precaution to make sure that your involvement is completely classified.”
  
• “It’s a secret?“
  
• “That makes me feel so much better.“
  
• “Well, I can assure you, even if there was an attempt, we’re more than prepared for any assault.“
  
• “You prepared for that assault, motherfucker?”
  
• “Uncuff me, give me some car keys, a couple guns, I’ll meet you guys there.”
  
• “I don’t have to remind you of the importance of this.”
  
• “I’m just saying, now might be the perfect time to write one of those “I’ll always love you” texts.”
  
• “Relax, motherfucker. If you hear the shot, it wasn’t meant for you.”
  
• “Don’t even think about answering that fucking phone!”
  
• “Now, I need medical supplies, and you need help. So, if you’re gonna call somebody, they have to be totally out of the loop.“
  
• “I’m not gonna let you charm me into this one, [name].”
  
• “Okay, let’s be clear. I’m not any happier about this than you are, but I don’t have a choice.“
  
• “You can’t just threaten me into taking orders from you.”
  
• “What do you want, you useless piece of shit?”
  
• “My bad. What do you want, you fucking piece of shit motherfucker!”
  
• “I just wanted to hear your voice.“
  
• “Fuck you! There, you heard my voice.“
  
• “The only reason I’m in this shit hole is so that they can get to your sorry ass!”
  
• “How you doing? Made a shank yet?“
  
• “Do they have those flowers you love?“
  
• “What kind of a piece-of-shit husband doesn’t remember his wife’s favorite flowers?”
  
• “Let me start by saying I love you.”
  
• “You fucking piece of shit!“
  
• “Go ahead, you might as well finish the job.”
  
• “I was in love with you. I trusted you.”
  
• “I don’t have the time for your insane shit, okay?”
  
• “You know how long I’ve been waiting for this?”
  
• “You know he’s a murderer, right? You’re playing nurse to a murderer.“
  
• “Twenty-seven times. That’s how many times this asshole has tried to kill me, 27… 28!”
  
• “So I gotta risk my life protecting this coffin magnet over here?”
  
• “You’re terrible at almost everything, but you’re good at keeping people alive.“
  
• “You know they call them swinging dicks for a reason.”
  
• “How about we never speak of this again?“
  
• “My job is to keep you out of harm’s way.“
  
• “I am harm’s way.“
  
• “Thank God you’re here. I don’t know what I would’ve done without you.”
• “See? Boring is better.“
  
• “[laughing and coughing] Made that jump on one leg.“
  
• “I made that jump without jumping. Let’s go.”
  
• “So, what’s your next trick, showing me how we escape without escaping?“
  
• “Let’s just try to get to the car without killing anyone, all right?”
  
• “Why don’t you lay back and keep from getting spotted. Get comfortable.“
  
• “Well, [sighs] I like my odds.“
  
• “She’s making a mistake.“
  
• “There’s an art to low-impact, high-efficiency breaking and entering, but… [groans] Art’s subjective.“
  
• “And you’re bleeding again.“
  
• “You know, for a dude that runs around killing people, you’ve got this really strange thing about bleeding.”
  
• “Well, you’re uninsurable, trust me.”
  
• “Get in the fucking car!“
  
• “What happened? Lose your edge?“
  
• “[laughing] Played by the heart. Happens to the best of us, man.“
• “Assassin and eavesdropper. You’re a real double threat.”
• “Well, you were whining like a bitch so loud, I heard you through the wall.”
• “So, she dumped you because of all your tight-assed, “Boring is good, look before you leap, put your seatbelt on” shit?“
• “She didn’t dump me.“
• “Oh, motherfucker, I know she dumped you. I’m just perusing all the reasons why, and there’s a plethora of those motherfuckers.”
• “I know what plethora means! It just doesn’t apply here!”
• “Not jumping off the top of a roof, that’s logical, that’s safe. You know, wearing a seatbelt: logical, safe.”
• “Let me ask you something, how many times have you been shot?”
• “Now, we both know that’s bullshit.“
• “That’s not bullshit, okay? This was a little flesh wound.”
• “That extra “A” in “Triple-A rated” stands for “ass,” yours, between mine and a bullet.“
• “[Name], you cannot be prepared for everything!”
• “That’s really beautiful, man. Do you ever just write stuff down? I don’t know, throw down a haiku or two?”